Meeting? Not Today Satan Bigfoot Coffee Graphic T-Shirt
XS001-Bla-S-FQ-A-OF-1-F
SIZE & FIT GUIDE
Compare the garment measurements with a similar item you already own for the most accurate fit.
Measurements are taken from the garment and may vary by 1–3 cm.
Vintage Tee
Oversized Fit
| US Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| UK Size | 8–10 | 12–14 | 16–18 | 20–22 | 24–26 |
| Body Length | 70 | 72 | 74 | 76 | 78 |
| Chest Circumference | 104 | 108 | 112 | 118 | 123 |
| Shoulder Width | 45 | 46 | 47.8 | 49.6 | 51.2 |
| Sleeve Length | 22.5 | 23 | 23.5 | 24 | 24.5 |
Sleeveless Tee
Relaxed Oversized Fit
| US Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| UK Size | 8–10 | 12–14 | 16–18 | 20–22 | 24–26 |
| Body Length | 71 | 73 | 75 | 77 | 79 |
| Chest Circumference | 114 | 118 | 123 | 128 | 133 |
| Shoulder Width | 56 | 58 | 60.5 | 63 | 65.5 |
Hoodie
Relaxed Oversized Fit
| US Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| UK Size | 8–10 | 12–14 | 16–18 | 20–22 | 24–26 |
| Body Length | 70 | 72 | 74 | 76 | 78 |
| Chest Circumference | 114 | 118 | 123 | 128 | 133 |
| Shoulder Width | 53 | 55 | 57.5 | 60 | 62.5 |
| Sleeve Length | 59 | 60 | 61 | 62 | 63 |
Classic Tee
Relaxed Unisex Fit
A classic unisex silhouette with a roomier fit than a typical women’s T-shirt.
| US Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| UK Size | 4–6 | 8–10 | 12–14 | 16–18 | 20–22 | 24–26 |
| Body Length | 68 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 |
| Chest Circumference | 82 | 92 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 |
| Shoulder Width | 35 | 40 | 45 | 50 | 55 | 60 |
| Sleeve Length | 19 | 21 | 21 | 23 | 23 | 25 |
All measurements are shown in centimetres (cm).
FIT GUIDE
Vintage Tee
Designed with a loose, oversized silhouette.
Sleeveless Tee
Loose fit with wide arm openings for a relaxed look.
Hoodie
Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for comfort.
Classic Tee
Roomier than a typical women’s T-shirt.
Vintage Tee and Sleeveless Tee feature an oversized silhouette. Hoodie offers a relaxed oversized fit, while Classic Tee has a relaxed unisex shape that is roomier than a typical women’s T-shirt.
HOW TO MEASURE
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Measure around the garment at chest level. You can also measure straight across the chest and multiply the result by two.
Measure straight across from shoulder seam to shoulder seam.
Measure from the shoulder seam to the sleeve opening.
If you are between sizes, choose the larger size for a looser fit or the smaller size for a closer fit.
Product Description
Express your ultimate office anti-meeting mood with this hilarious "Meeting? Not Today, Satan" graphic T-shirt! Featuring a quirky retro-style Bigfoot / Sasquatch monster silhouette holding a mug that says "NOPE." while humorously flipping the middle finger, set against a distressed vintage sunset and pine forest silhouette graphic. The artwork is framed by bold retro typography reading "MEETING?" at the top and "NOT TODAY, SATAN" below.
Crafted from soft, breathable premium cotton with a comfortable relaxed fit, this classic white graphic tee is ideal for office workers, remote employees, work-from-home (WFH) professionals, corporate humor lovers, or casual everyday wear.
Whether you're dodging early morning Zoom calls, powering through Monday burnout, or looking for a funny gift for a coworker, boss, or office buddy, this graphic tee delivers relatable humor and vintage retro style.
Product Details
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Hilarious office artwork featuring a Bigfoot silhouette holding a "NOPE." coffee mug with a middle finger gesture against a vintage sunset backdrop
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Humorous typography text reading: "MEETING?" and "NOT TODAY, SATAN"
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Soft, breathable premium white cotton fabric
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Relaxed unisex fit
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Short sleeves
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Crew neck
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Ideal for office workers, WFH remote staff, corporate humor, coffee lovers, and casual everyday streetwear
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Great funny gift for coworkers, colleagues, bosses, work friends, and office humor lovers
Size & Fit
This T-shirt offers a relaxed unisex fit. Please check the size chart shown in the product images before placing your order. For an oversized look, consider choosing one size larger.
Care Instructions
Wash inside out at 30°C on a gentle cycle. Do not tumble dry. Do not use bleach or iron directly over the printed design.
Every Vintage Tee is individually garment-washed to achieve its soft feel and naturally faded appearance.
As a result, no two shirts are exactly alike. Slight differences in color tone, fading, and texture are expected and celebrate the unique character of each garment.
These variations are intentional and are not considered defects.
At 836 STUDIO, all items are made to order. This means each product is printed especially for you after your order is placed.
Because our products are made to order, we do not accept returns, exchanges or cancellations for change of mind, incorrect size selection, event delays, no longer needed, or ordering the wrong colour or style.
Please check the size guide, product details and delivery information carefully before placing your order.
Faulty, damaged or incorrect items
If your item arrives faulty, damaged or incorrect, please contact us at support@836studio.co.uk within 7 days of delivery. Please include your order number and clear photos of the issue so we can review it and offer a suitable resolution.
If the issue is confirmed to be a fault or our error, we may offer a replacement, refund or another suitable solution.
Personalised and custom items
Personalised and custom design items cannot be returned or exchanged unless they arrive faulty, damaged or incorrect. Please make sure all personalisation details, names, dates and wording are correct before submitting your order.
Cancellations
As our items are made to order, cancellation requests can only be accepted if the order has not yet entered production. Once production has started, we are unable to cancel or change the order.
Returns address
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