Bit My Human Cat T-Shirt
Designed to stand out. Made for everyday wear.
SIZE & FIT GUIDE
Compare the garment measurements with a similar item you already own for the most accurate fit.
Measurements are taken from the garment and may vary by 1–3 cm.
Vintage Tee
Oversized Fit
| US Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| UK Size | 8–10 | 12–14 | 16–18 | 20–22 | 24–26 |
| Body Length | 70 | 72 | 74 | 76 | 78 |
| Chest Circumference | 104 | 108 | 112 | 118 | 123 |
| Shoulder Width | 45 | 46 | 47.8 | 49.6 | 51.2 |
| Sleeve Length | 22.5 | 23 | 23.5 | 24 | 24.5 |
Sleeveless Tee
Relaxed Oversized Fit
| US Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| UK Size | 8–10 | 12–14 | 16–18 | 20–22 | 24–26 |
| Body Length | 71 | 73 | 75 | 77 | 79 |
| Chest Circumference | 114 | 118 | 123 | 128 | 133 |
| Shoulder Width | 56 | 58 | 60.5 | 63 | 65.5 |
Hoodie
Relaxed Oversized Fit
| US Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| UK Size | 8–10 | 12–14 | 16–18 | 20–22 | 24–26 |
| Body Length | 70 | 72 | 74 | 76 | 78 |
| Chest Circumference | 114 | 118 | 123 | 128 | 133 |
| Shoulder Width | 53 | 55 | 57.5 | 60 | 62.5 |
| Sleeve Length | 59 | 60 | 61 | 62 | 63 |
Classic Tee
Relaxed Unisex Fit
A classic unisex silhouette with a roomier fit than a typical women’s T-shirt.
| US Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| UK Size | 4–6 | 8–10 | 12–14 | 16–18 | 20–22 | 24–26 |
| Body Length | 68 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 |
| Chest Circumference | 82 | 92 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 |
| Shoulder Width | 35 | 40 | 45 | 50 | 55 | 60 |
| Sleeve Length | 19 | 21 | 21 | 23 | 23 | 25 |
All measurements are shown in centimetres (cm).
FIT GUIDE
Vintage Tee
Designed with a loose, oversized silhouette.
Sleeveless Tee
Loose fit with wide arm openings for a relaxed look.
Hoodie
Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for comfort.
Classic Tee
Roomier than a typical women’s T-shirt.
Vintage Tee and Sleeveless Tee feature an oversized silhouette. Hoodie offers a relaxed oversized fit, while Classic Tee has a relaxed unisex shape that is roomier than a typical women’s T-shirt.
HOW TO MEASURE
Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem.
Measure around the garment at chest level. You can also measure straight across the chest and multiply the result by two.
Measure straight across from shoulder seam to shoulder seam.
Measure from the shoulder seam to the sleeve opening.
If you are between sizes, choose the larger size for a looser fit or the smaller size for a closer fit.
Product Description
Show off your mischievous side with this funny “Bit My Human” cat T-shirt. The design features a grumpy grey cat dressed in an orange prison uniform and posing for a playful mugshot.
Made from soft cotton with a relaxed, easy-to-wear fit, this graphic tee is perfect for casual days, holidays, relaxing at home, or spending time with your feline companion.
Pair it with jeans, shorts, or casual trousers for an effortless everyday look. It also makes a hilarious gift for cat owners, cat mums, cat dads, and anyone familiar with a feisty feline.
Product Details
- “Bit My Human” slogan
- Funny grey cat mugshot design
- Orange prison-uniform graphic
- Black-and-white height-chart background
- Soft cotton T-shirt
- Relaxed unisex-style fit
- Short sleeves
- Crew neck
- Large front print
- Ideal for casual and everyday wear
- Funny gift for cat lovers and owners
- Made to order
Personalisation
This design is not personalised. Please select your preferred colour and size before placing your order.
Size & Fit
This T-shirt has a relaxed, unisex-style fit. Please check the size chart shown in the product images before placing your order. For an oversized look, consider choosing one size larger.
Care Instructions
Wash inside out at 30°C on a gentle cycle. Do not tumble dry. Do not use bleach or iron directly over the printed design.
Every Vintage Tee is individually garment-washed to achieve its soft feel and naturally faded appearance.
As a result, no two shirts are exactly alike. Slight differences in color tone, fading, and texture are expected and celebrate the unique character of each garment.
These variations are intentional and are not considered defects.
At 836 STUDIO, all items are made to order. This means each product is printed especially for you after your order is placed.
Because our products are made to order, we do not accept returns, exchanges or cancellations for change of mind, incorrect size selection, event delays, no longer needed, or ordering the wrong colour or style.
Please check the size guide, product details and delivery information carefully before placing your order.
Faulty, damaged or incorrect items
If your item arrives faulty, damaged or incorrect, please contact us at support@836studio.co.uk within 7 days of delivery. Please include your order number and clear photos of the issue so we can review it and offer a suitable resolution.
If the issue is confirmed to be a fault or our error, we may offer a replacement, refund or another suitable solution.
Personalised and custom items
Personalised and custom design items cannot be returned or exchanged unless they arrive faulty, damaged or incorrect. Please make sure all personalisation details, names, dates and wording are correct before submitting your order.
Cancellations
As our items are made to order, cancellation requests can only be accepted if the order has not yet entered production. Once production has started, we are unable to cancel or change the order.
Returns address
Please contact us before returning any item. Items sent back without contacting us first may not be accepted.
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